Lord Cashback of Frolesworth
Once a respectable businessman with a reputation for being big in commodes, a freak win changed him to the man you see before you.
In 2007 Lord Cashback left his humble home with only a plastic bag in his hand and a pair of very fetching shit flickers on his feet. As the years have passed, a winning streak on Ebay (other auction sites are available) has seen his empire grow, if not his bank account!
Responsible for:
- Firing up the camper
- Providing the legendary sound system
- A failed revival of 70’s prog rock bands
- Ensuring there’s no beer left to bring home
- All catering
General E. Offensive
The product of many an equality and diversity course, the General is possibly the embodiment of all that is appropriate. His work in the real world has taken him to ‘the shit end of a shit industry’ where his diplomatic skills have been honed to near perfection.
Originally the team driver the General is now our customs and overseas liaison expert.
Responsible for:
- Financial control
- Negotiation with striking French truckers
- Extreme politeness in the face of a full body search
- Upsetting the family who camped next to us in 2009
Major Lee Short
A once proud man and part time senior executive, the Major is known throughout the land for his generosity to women. With a level of selflessness usually reserved for Tibetan Monks the Major happily provide homes for any ladies willing to spend a mere weekend in his presence. Some have been known to stay longer to secure a larger property.
Responsible for:
- The current divorce statistics
- The private education of his solicitors kids
- Lowering the average height of the team
- Raising the average age of the team
Captain Sensible
The man who originally suggested a boys weekend but forgot to mention that by weekend he meant 6 days, the Captain is our voice of reason. Without his sensibility we would never have thought of bringing a guest ale – now that’s sensible.
A respected member of his local community, the Captain’s alter ego works relentlessly through the year planning the trip with minute by minute precision. Without the Captain there would never have been a first trip and definitely no Rock Café.
Responsible for:
- Organising the Team
- All things fancy dress
- Being generally responsible
The Camper
Originally purchased by Lord Cashback for his family holiday, this beauty was commandeered by the team in 2009 and turned from quite a nice family motorhome to this homage to the worlds greatest boys weekend.
Now barred from all Caravan Club sites she has become dedicated to the cause. Fitted with every luxury a man could want on his boys weekend including:
- Somewhere to drink beer on the journey down
- Somewhere to drink beer at the track
- Somewhere to drink beer on the way home